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kikiholt
  • Town/Country : San Angelo, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About kikiholt : I like this website. When I feel bad about my pathetic life I just get on FML and I can varify that my life doesn't suck THAT much.

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Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5940) - you deserved it (55846)

On 02/04/2010 at 10:12pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42620) - you deserved it (34567)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8691) - you deserved it (26599)

On 02/02/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Namnack - Netherlands (Groningen)



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