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Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML

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217 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 7:56am - misc - by rhartnett11 -

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:55am - misc - by Jade -

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

#14997625
104 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:14am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML

#14994947
60 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm - misc - by K (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I printed out a picture of the popular girl in school as a sort of 'model' for how I wanted my hair cut. The hairdresser taped the picture to the mirror so he could see. Halfway through, my 'model' came in for an appointment. FML

#14993879
90 comments

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On 02/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by nerdychick (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

#14674940
136 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by ihatemyparents (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

#14450776
93 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 12:51pm - love - by This_Is_Me1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

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137 comments

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On 01/01/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned that I wasn't really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because they didn't want me to get fat. FML

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127 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by wow (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

#13954362
188 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
81 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML

#13836684
109 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 2:31am - misc - by teach (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

#13822249
45 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)

Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML

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On 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm - misc - by katara (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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