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kidnothing
  • Town/Country : azusa, ca
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 December 1985 (26 years)
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Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4917) - you deserved it (38986)

On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21668) - you deserved it (1351)

On 10/14/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by creepystalkerguy (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

#5815085 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (24015) - you deserved it (2409)

On 10/13/2009 at 11:52am - love - by dudezilla (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (54403) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13183) - you deserved it (32727)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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