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by TheBeautifulOne / 08/23/2012 at 9:42am / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Miscellaneous
by chrisbravo / 08/23/2012 at 2:54am / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 08/22/2012 at 2:01am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Sexting / 08/21/2012 at 11:29am / United States / Intimacy
by hmmmm / 08/13/2012 at 8:19am / Australia / Intimacy
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
by Anonymous / 08/09/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 7:50am / United States / Intimacy
by atsukobo / 03/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
by ShitFaced / 03/01/2012 at 6:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Paicked / 01/25/2012 at 7:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by ksamp / 10/12/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by funnymanjoe / 09/14/2011 at 7:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
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