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by boipucci / 04/21/2016 at 9:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by BenFiggy / 04/21/2016 at 9:28am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML
by itsnotyouitsme / 04/20/2016 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, on the bus, my friends and I gorged ourselves on a ton of candy. When it was my stop, I began to walk to the front of the bus. Upon getting off the bus, I tried to thank the driver with a mouth full of candy. It sounded like I said "Fuck you". FML
by ScratchCatPower / 04/19/2016 at 3:04pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Me myself & I / 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Awkward / 04/13/2016 at 8:29pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by only child says fuck you mom / 04/10/2016 at 10:56am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 1:49am / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by tatertotes13 / 04/05/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by now afraid... / 04/03/2016 at 1:28pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by emi / 04/03/2016 at 1:18pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/02/2016 at 11:48am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by WHY / 03/31/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, the mentally-challenged teen who sometimes comes into my restaurant gave me a hug as usual. I thought it was sweet, until a coworker let me know he immediately goes and jacks off in the bathroom after. FML
by sadfantasy / 03/31/2016 at 2:00am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love