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Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML

#21344108
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20693) - you deserved it (6621)

On 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by Orgasmataz (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

#21342921
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34478) - you deserved it (6242)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML

#21341327
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26800) - you deserved it (9838)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

#21335369
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31665) - you deserved it (2579)

On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep. It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him. He sent a text asking me if I was ready. Me replying "yes" was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on my horny boyfriend. FML

#21334154
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27262) - you deserved it (7996)

On 01/09/2015 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML

#21330933
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25687) - you deserved it (6307)

On 01/04/2015 at 10:10pm - love - by fml - United States

Today, my coworker pointed to our nervous new intern and asked who he was. I jokingly said, "Can't you tell? He's our new slave." I then quickly realized how bad that sounded, given the intern is black. FML

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On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

#21324253
39 comments

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On 12/25/2014 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I don't have a mother who cares about me. She is my mother. FML

#21324062
44 comments

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On 12/25/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33923) - you deserved it (13312)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

#21323615
57 comments

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On 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm - money - by evil Santa - United States (Ohio)

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
77 comments

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On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

#21317298
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36448) - you deserved it (3730)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)



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