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Today, I went to a local Asian restaurant where this adorable Japanese girl works as a server. We had formed a friendship and I was hoping for something more, but I decided to play "hard-to-get" for the last couple of weeks. When I went there today, the place was closed. Permanently. FML
by Talented73 / 07/19/2016 at 10:54pm / United States (New York) / Love
by aurora320 / 07/19/2016 at 3:50pm / United Kingdom (Bournemouth) / Love
by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
Today, I went to my friend's little brother's birthday party. A few of the younger kids were hitting me with a pool noodle, and I didn't really care until a 9-year-old loudly exclaimed, "Hit her in the pussy!" FML
by punmessiah / 07/04/2016 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, my friend invited me to go on vacation with her and friends, saying we would all share a suite. I booked my flight. The trip is almost here and she now tells me there is no room for me and I have to get my own room. This is the second time she has done this. FML
by star71075 / 06/29/2016 at 12:17am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Lua / 06/28/2016 at 1:09pm / France (Picardie) / Animals
by titmeister / 06/28/2016 at 12:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Malarky / 06/23/2016 at 3:10pm / United States / Love
by Anonyme / 06/22/2016 at 1:15am / Switzerland (Geneve) / Love
by malnourishedstudent / 06/08/2016 at 4:38am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/06/2016 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I took my girlfriend to her ex boyfriend's apartment for her to exchange his spare car keys for some of her grandmothers items. I waited outside in the parking lot for an hour, with no idea which door was his. She came out no longer a virgin. FML
by Joey / 06/04/2016 at 2:52pm / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Love
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
by teflon_hammer / 05/25/2016 at 7:19pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today my coworker, who I'm secretly in love with, asked me what my plans for the weekend were. I thought she might have been about to ask me out, so I said that I had no plans. She then rolled her eyes and said that she hates talking to, "boring people who shut down every conversation starter." FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 3:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love