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kickuwithmyfist
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 March 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I took my car through the car wash. I got bored, so turned the radio on, forgetting that the aerial/antenna on the car is automatic. My car aerial is now bent at a 90 degree angle and about to fall off. The radio is half white noise, half stuff that may or may not be free jazz jam sessions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5551) - you deserved it (27347)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:14am - misc - by ohsnap (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 11:24am - work - by Sleepy (man) - United States (Florida)



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