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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 March 1988 (26 years)
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Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

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On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

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On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I installed an alarm app on my phone. Turns out, to unlock the phone and get the ringing to stop, I have to answer a maths question. It took me ten minutes to get it right. FML

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On 03/02/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by Ashleigh - Australia

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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On 02/27/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by Username (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was eating lunch at work, I practically had a panic attack because I'd forgotten to feed my Neopet. FML

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On 02/26/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

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On 01/30/2012 at 4:00am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection. I asked if he could take me to the doctor. He responded by saying, "Just shove some ice up there. It'll go away." FML

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On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, while looking in the mirror at my full-blown grease-spewing acne-riddled face, my father came up behind me and said, "Don't worry son, I had acne like that when I was your age". I replied, "No you didn't", and his immediate response while laughing was, "No, I didn't." FML

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168 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 10:18am - health - by harshdoobie (man) - Canada

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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