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kickflip
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 September 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 440
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (112036)

On 03/25/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Lady_Luck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49452) - you deserved it (598983)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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