About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland
Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by AnDroidZ_BabY - United States (Texas)
Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
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Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States
Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)
Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML
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On 09/06/2011 at 5:33pm - misc - by aroman2312 - United States
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States
Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)
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