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kickazz16

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kickazz16

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3617
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.


Lol at the guys face on the left in my picture...

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Judgmental

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I agree, their lives suck

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kickazz16's favorite FMLs

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13626) - you deserved it (60438)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13626) - you deserved it (60438)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13626) - you deserved it (60438)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, my mom and I had a fight in the car over who farted. The result? She wanted to smell my underwear when we got home, to prove it was me. FML

#17716214
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31218) - you deserved it (3329)

On 09/11/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by AnDroidZ_BabY - United States (Texas)

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

#17712418
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30077) - you deserved it (2996)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

#17711935
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (2695)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

#17707171
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32115) - you deserved it (2541)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

#17706108
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36866) - you deserved it (6404) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

#17696779
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23408) - you deserved it (2913)

On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I got junk punched by a midget in Sears for giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of. FML

#17683604
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26470) - you deserved it (2514)

On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, I came home to visit my family after a year at college. Expecting to impress them, I proudly informed them that I now speak fluent Swedish. Imagine my surprise when my mother said, "That's a useless language" and everyone agreed. FML

#17682906
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25902) - you deserved it (6549)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jag talar (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

#17681752
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22025) - you deserved it (1869)

On 09/06/2011 at 5:33pm - misc - by aroman2312 - United States

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13574) - you deserved it (25734)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML

#17666764
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29706) - you deserved it (14168)

On 09/05/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

#17661103
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48912) - you deserved it (5840)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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