About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.
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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by fluke - United States (Florida)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Authentik8 (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)
Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 2:32pm - work - by pea - United States
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
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