About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by jccwell - United States
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 10:33am - health - by freezingggg - Reserved
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 10:33am - health - by freezingggg - Reserved
Today, my professor snapped and told me that I know nothing, that everything I've ever learned is wrong, and that all of my former teachers should be shot. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by failure (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decided to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me for over an hour. "How about being fired?" FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:47am - work - by f_ck_U (man) - China (Zhejiang)
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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