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kickazz16

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kickazz16

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4102
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.


Lol at the guys face on the left in my picture...

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kickazz16's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

#17909071
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29594) - you deserved it (2605)

On 10/05/2011 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

#17909071
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29594) - you deserved it (2605)

On 10/05/2011 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

#17908594
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48271) - you deserved it (7280)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

#17908594
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48271) - you deserved it (7280)

On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

#17884041
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36614) - you deserved it (4878)

On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (2879)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (2879)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

#17874852
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33526) - you deserved it (3284)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

#17874555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (4836)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML

#17874555
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (4836)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML

#17873678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (4491)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML

#17873678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (4491)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML

#17860948
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25229) - you deserved it (4044)

On 09/29/2011 at 1:01am - health - by random0605 - United States (Utah)



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