About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States
Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mom found a new way to get me to clean my room. She piled everything from my floor in front of my wardrobe and padlocked my dresser shut. The best part? She put the key in my room. The worst part? She put over a hundred decoys in there too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by Kazuya - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States
Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, the clerk at Walmart asked me if the stretch mark cream I was buying was for my wife. I wish I could've said yes. FML
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On 09/29/2011 at 1:01am - health - by random0605 - United States (Utah)
Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML
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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -
Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML
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On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States
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