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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 2285
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.


Lol at the guys face on the left in my picture...

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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kickazz16's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29140) - you deserved it (9305)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7332) - you deserved it (57649)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML

#18346982
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23564) - you deserved it (9172)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24212) - you deserved it (7466)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

#18267305
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24322) - you deserved it (2577)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

#18267305
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24322) - you deserved it (2577)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (31226)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (31226)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (31226)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (31226)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8435) - you deserved it (31226)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

#18230323
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24409) - you deserved it (2238)

On 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17084) - you deserved it (74117)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

#18210468
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28366) - you deserved it (5524)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML



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