About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.
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Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)
Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)
Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)
Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7099) - you deserved it (22933)
On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)
Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7099) - you deserved it (22933)
On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)
Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7099) - you deserved it (22933)
On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)
Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7099) - you deserved it (22933)
On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML
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On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)
Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 7:59am - health - by sakura_girl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 12:16am - love - by myBFsucks - Canada (Alberta)
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