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  • Number of visits : 3053
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.

Lol at the guys face on the left in my picture...

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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kickazz16's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15253) - you deserved it (69748)

On 05/20/2009 at 1:54pm - misc - by Sweeney (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10141) - you deserved it (70260)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:24am - love - by jason (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40976) - you deserved it (6170)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

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