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kickazz16

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kickazz16

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 4125
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.


Lol at the guys face on the left in my picture...

kickazz16's page activity

Visits<b>Pokefinch27</b> - yesterday at 6:48am<b>ansarias</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 4:49pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 9:10pm<b>liyate</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:38pm<b>TxAsMaD3</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 3:09pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:37am<b>trevieh47</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 1:22am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 3:43am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 8:00pm<b>oldskoolfun</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 8:05pm<b>A07</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 2:25pm<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 1:10pm<b>huskies8</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:50pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 2:53am<b>Arieslink</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 10:59pm<b>cats54321</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 1:35am<b>172pilot</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 4:12am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:58pm

Fucked!<b>A07</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 5:00am<b>Mexico_WC2018</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 11:23am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:01pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:52am<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:31pm<b>SaniK</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 5:32pm

kickazz16's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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kickazz16's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

#1285510
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11623) - you deserved it (74458)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:24am - love - by jason (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45163) - you deserved it (6787)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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