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kickazz16

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kickazz16

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3515
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About kickazz16 : I like cookies, sleep, chicken nuggets, and snuggies.


Lol at the guys face on the left in my picture...

kickazz16's page activity

Visits<b>april199</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 4:53pm<b>analbeadlicker</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 2:26am<b>canadiox</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:13pm<b>wchil</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:09am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 12:34am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 4:49pm<b>ckeekymontag</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 7:15pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:15pm<b>za67ch12</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 9:50am<b>Stormcloak</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 11:55am<b>Dontstealmyname</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 6:31am<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 12:51am<b>EnigMind</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 2:49am<b>EmmaBVB</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 1:38pm<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 5:31pm<b>glexy</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 2:20pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 02/09/2015 at 12:05pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 11:32am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:01pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:52am<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:31pm<b>SaniK</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 5:32pm

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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kickazz16's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

#1285510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10187) - you deserved it (70377)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:24am - love - by jason (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43189) - you deserved it (6499)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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