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Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 6:48pm - misc - by fmT719 - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard (man) - Reserved
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)
Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)
Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:33pm - work - by microtech - United States (New York)
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States
Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States
Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 9:33pm - misc - by Matthew - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)
Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)
Today, my friends and I were going to do an ugly sweater photo shoot. When we met up, one of them was wearing a sweater I gave on her birthday. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by ravlol - United States (Missouri)
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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