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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 24
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Today, my proposal to my girlfriend was supposed to be exactly when the ball dropped at midnight. Unfortunately my mother called her at 11:55pm to ask her if she liked the ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40198) - you deserved it (3195)

On 01/01/2015 at 12:47am - love - by Proposal Fail - United States (New York)

Today, my boss chewed me out for correcting several spelling and grammar mistakes in one of his reports. The words "Think you're so damn smart, don't ya?" were uttered. I'm his secretary, and proofreading his shit is part of my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42316) - you deserved it (2676)

On 08/22/2014 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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