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Town/Country : Wherever, Here
Title : Not specified
Birth Date : Saturday 14 July 1979 (32 years)
Number of visits : 314
Number of comments : 10
Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About kiara_121 : I'm pretty quiet.

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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27158) - you deserved it (46336)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks (3891) - you deserved it (47131)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks (170863) - you deserved it (52080)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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