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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4529
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiakia0131 : Hello! I'm Caitlin. I like bacon, pizza, Pokémon, Skyrim, Mario, animals, and Cards Against Humanity. I try to have decent spelling and grammar but that wasn't my best subject in school. Also, auto correct happens. I forget to check my messages so I apologize if you message me and I don't reply. That's pretty much it. Also, I support volunteer firefighters.

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Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (8844)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML


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