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kiakia0131
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1991 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4719
  • Number of comments : 180
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiakia0131 : Hello! I'm Caitlin. I like bacon, pizza, Pokémon, Skyrim, Mario, animals, and Cards Against Humanity. I try to have decent spelling and grammar but that wasn't my best subject in school. Also, auto correct happens. I forget to check my messages so I apologize if you message me and I don't reply. That's pretty much it. Also, I support volunteer firefighters.

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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kiakia0131's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52082) - you deserved it (18192)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

#1440
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32463) - you deserved it (8980)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54931) - you deserved it (40136)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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