About kiakia0131 : I'm Caitlin. I'm twenty two years old. I try to have proper spelling and grammar, but English has never been my strong subject. I've never been good at math either.
I love Pokemon, Mario, and Skyrim. If you want to chat feel free to message me. I'm generally open about things and I don't bite...unless you want me to ;)
Peace out :)
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by stickyface (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I was at the beach with my parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to my Mum and said "Oh, must've crawled out of my pubes!" they both laughed and kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hearing distance. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML
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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by aero00 (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML
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On 07/22/2010 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML
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On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
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On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)
Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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On 03/11/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by theassman (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)
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