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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3121
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiakia0131 : I'm Caitlin. I'm twenty three years old. I try to have proper spelling and grammar, but English has never been my strong subject. I've never been good at math either.

I love Pokemon, Mario, and Skyrim. If you want to chat feel free to message me. I'm sorry if you message me and I never respond... I forget to check my messages on my the phone app lol. Anyway, I'm generally open about things and I don't bite...unless you want me to ;)

Peace out :)

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

#17714662
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35026) - you deserved it (2794)

On 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm - health - by sadddddd (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

#17712418
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28591) - you deserved it (2875)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32961) - you deserved it (25441)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14946) - you deserved it (30975)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after several long years, a lot of debt, and two great degrees from a top university, I had to move back in with my parents, because no matter where I look, I can't find a job. FML

#17707325
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33168) - you deserved it (3509)

On 09/09/2011 at 10:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

#17706134
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15158) - you deserved it (48816)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

#17690152
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25973) - you deserved it (13445)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML

#17688285
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31550) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:57pm - health - by AudraRose - United States

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39818) - you deserved it (27352)

On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

#17685680
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26826) - you deserved it (9106)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

#17677106
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31300) - you deserved it (6343)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12508) - you deserved it (23793)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24930) - you deserved it (9240)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29583) - you deserved it (2744)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27960) - you deserved it (4232)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved



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