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Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 2:50pm - work - by kareltje (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I finished the first month of a diet and exercise program designed to help me lose weight. To keep myself motivated, I have avoided the scale the entire time. I weighed myself today. I've gained 6 pounds. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 2:21pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)
Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to stifle a fart so my upstairs neighbors wouldn't hear it. I know this because I frequently hear theirs. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by silent one - United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)
Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm - health - by sadddddd (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
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