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About kiakia0131 : I'm Caitlin. I'm twenty three years old. I try to have proper spelling and grammar, but English has never been my strong subject. I've never been good at math either.
I love Pokemon, Mario, and Skyrim. If you want to chat feel free to message me. I'm sorry if you message me and I never respond... I forget to check my messages on my the phone app lol. Anyway, I'm generally open about things and I don't bite...unless you want me to ;)
Peace out :)
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Friday 26 September 2014