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kiakia0131

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kiakia0131

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4436
  • Number of comments : 179
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiakia0131 : Hello! I'm Caitlin. I like bacon, pizza, Pokémon, Skyrim, Mario, animals, and Cards Against Humanity. I try to have decent spelling and grammar but that wasn't my best subject in school. Also, auto correct happens. I forget to check my messages so I apologize if you message me and I don't reply. That's pretty much it. Also, I support volunteer firefighters.

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kiakia0131's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML

#18003683
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34165) - you deserved it (2409)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

#17934817
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49540) - you deserved it (7559)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41899) - you deserved it (10715)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML

#17786255
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53403) - you deserved it (6372)

On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58666) - you deserved it (5800)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32045) - you deserved it (8569)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39600) - you deserved it (4717)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27819) - you deserved it (4408)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24329) - you deserved it (3557)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28430) - you deserved it (1868)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26512) - you deserved it (8212)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

#17756781
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28089) - you deserved it (5450)

On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

#17756574
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21804) - you deserved it (10362)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36534) - you deserved it (23466)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

#17751753
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38045) - you deserved it (5650)

On 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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