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Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonalds, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML
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Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)
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