About kiakia0131 : Hello! I'm Caitlin. I like bacon, pizza, Pokémon, Skyrim, Mario, animals, and Cards Against Humanity. I try to have decent spelling and grammar but that wasn't my best subject in school. Also, auto correct happens. I forget to check my messages so I apologize if you message me and I don't reply. That's pretty much it. Also, I support volunteer firefighters.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
kiakia0131's favorite FMLs
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
by mishie1 / 02/21/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by annoym / 02/21/2012 at 6:49am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
by Bellend / 02/21/2012 at 2:00am / United Kingdom / Transportation
by Zoey / 02/09/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Joe / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Surprisebuttsecks? / 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by trembelwick / 12/03/2011 at 5:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML
by honor sucks / 11/27/2011 at 6:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by jerdub93 / 11/19/2011 at 3:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm / Reserved / Intimacy
- Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like,… Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I… Today, I realized the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I…