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kiakia0131

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3474
  • Number of comments : 177
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kiakia0131 : I'm Caitlin. I'm twenty three years old. I try to have proper spelling and grammar, but English has never been my strong subject. I've never been good at math either.

I love Pokemon, Mario, and Skyrim. If you want to chat feel free to message me. I'm sorry if you message me and I never respond... I forget to check my messages on my the phone app lol. Anyway, I'm generally open about things and I don't bite...unless you want me to ;)

Peace out :)

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Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

#19919285
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26614) - you deserved it (2989)

On 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm - misc - by I_Has_A_Fishy - United States (Texas)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18286) - you deserved it (36579)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML

#19917515
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13137) - you deserved it (24658)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Concert Flatulent - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22944) - you deserved it (3181)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13118) - you deserved it (23534)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got really bored at work. I decided to spin myself around and around in my chair until I got really dizzy. Apparently my boss decided to start watching me do this while I was in mid-spin. FML

#19775429
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5760) - you deserved it (25712)

On 06/12/2012 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11876) - you deserved it (41282)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

#19712062
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19295) - you deserved it (6520)

On 05/31/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by jemila (woman) - United States

Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML

#19587857
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24711) - you deserved it (10227)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML

Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML

#19557146
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7755) - you deserved it (24478)

On 05/01/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

#19505040
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21857) - you deserved it (4179)

On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML

#19489197
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24194) - you deserved it (5891)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by Fartfail (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

#19372815
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11168) - you deserved it (19895)

On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21621) - you deserved it (11881)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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