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About kiakia0131 : I'm Caitlin. I'm twenty one years old. I'm trying to go back to school. I'm going crazy at home. I was a criminal justice major but now I'm not so sure. I might switch to Environmental Science/ some sort of Biology or Environmental Law. I wanted to go into the Navy and do Military Police and security or cryptography, but due to medical conditions, I am automatically disqualified. Oh well, that's life, I just have to move on and pick a field that I won't be DQ'd from because of my medical conditions. I am tougher than what I appear to be. I love going to the gym. I'm really random.
I try to have proper spelling and grammar, but English has never been my strong subject. I've never been good at math either.
I love Pokemon, Mario, and Skyrim. If you want to chat feel free to message me. I'm generally open about things and I don't bite...unless you want me to ;) Scratch that last bit...
Peace out :)
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Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was petting my cat and I jokingly said out loud, "Oh, the pussy likes it rough? You like that, don't you?" My windows were open and I could hear the neighbors laughing. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by anonymous4991 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I faked my age to win a colouring competition. I just turned 19. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by jaderie - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while vacuuming my new apartment, I farted a few times. After my last fart, I turned to find my super-hot neighbor standing at the door. Panicking, I asked in a "I-didn't-just-fart-my-ass" tone, "Oh hi! Been standing there for long?" She replied, "Since your initial rip." FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 9:43am - misc - by Fartfail (man) - Hong Kong
Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States
Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)
Today, I noticed a flash car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologize for being a shitehawk. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:00am - misc - by Bellend (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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