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About kiah101 : my life is but a jewel...its real attractive.... ...well my name is Kiah. i love writing quotes i love them so much because they all have a meaning to them and they just make me happy. i love meeting new people...anyways...i love my life, i like getting to my special goal...or ill just end up bein a big dump...ive had bad experiences..annnyways...thats about it. :). u wont regret meeting me..im to fun 2 be bored with. :)
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one". FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 9:06am - love - by uglyone (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version
Today, it was my birthday dinner with my family. Everyone was making an effort to avoid a certain topic. Later my 5 year old cousin gives me a nice hand drawn card of me and my boyfriend. Apparently no one had the heart to tell her my boyfriend had broken up with me on my birthday. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by Singleton (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by pottypattypeepants (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to egg my ex-boyfriend's house, after finding out he cheated on me. I covered his house and car with eggs, toilet paper, and silly string. When I went to get back in my car, my keys were locked inside, the alarm went off, and my ex walked outside, with his new girlfriend. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 7:03pm - love - by BrutallyBlonde (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by notgoodenough38 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
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On 12/21/2009 at 11:15am - love - by Agata (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States
Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML
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