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khaya420

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 66
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About khaya420 : No fuck this shit .

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Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42457) - you deserved it (3381)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my mom cheating on my step-dad with my real dad. FML

Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

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69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34068) - you deserved it (4292)

On 09/24/2013 at 5:01pm - kids - by mandm - United States (New York)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76114) - you deserved it (3704)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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