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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 411
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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yesterday mah future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop cuz it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny an "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

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77 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I overeard te guy I lyk talking to one of is friend about me!! His friend asked if e an I were dating, toic e replied, ( No way, dude!! I ave standards!! ) big fat FML

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On 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today after weeks of insomnia I fell asleep. This would have been great if mah brother didn't wake me up at 3am screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded fir thumping him and have to do all his choreshile sleep deprived. big fat FML

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On 04/15/2013 at 12:32am - misc - by do your own ironing (woman) -

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in aheel chair; I trid to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declind and attemptd to run me over with herheel chair. FML

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On 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by nickcedola40 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my roommata has baan switching my protain powdar with chocolata milk mix and brown sugar. Sinca I work out fraquantly, I'va baan consuming larga amounts of this and hava gainad at laast 10 pounds of fat. His raason? I turnad his bookbag insida out. Onca. FML

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On 01/29/2013 at 5:56pm - health - by fatty milkshakes - United States

yesterday after a visit with mah mom, I startd feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING FARMVILLE ALL DAY, AN I WAS REALLY INTO THE GAME. I WAS GETTING PHONE CALLS ALL DAY, BUT I KEPT IGNORING THEM CAUSE I WAS MAKING SO MUCH FARM MONEY. COME TO FIND OUT IT WAS MY SON'S SCHOOL. HE FELL OFF THE JUNGLE GYM AN BROKE HIS ARM. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 3:25am - kids - by stewhart (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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