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kglambert24

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 June 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 515
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 10:55pm<b>qwertyduck49</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 8:31pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:05pm<b>EddySaBoy</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:33am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:47am<b>oops6663</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 12:06pm<b>xSLEEPYxHEADx</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 6:39pm<b>xMrsCarlilex</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 8:33pm<b>Tvw</b> - the 07/10/2014 at 8:36pm<b>tristanwren</b> - the 02/19/2014 at 4:17am<b>tjw1616</b> - the 02/07/2014 at 5:36pm<b>fmylifeuggh</b> - the 09/20/2013 at 8:16am<b>rs31831</b> - the 07/04/2013 at 8:01pm<b>xoxkaeliii7</b> - the 06/25/2013 at 3:30am<b>MEXICAN962</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 11:53am<b>Dispassion</b> - the 04/23/2013 at 12:27pm<b>Tim2415</b> - the 04/22/2013 at 7:43am<b>CallMeWindSock</b> - the 04/21/2013 at 11:56pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:05am<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 3:00am

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kglambert24's favorite FMLs

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 11:04am / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2013 at 7:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Love

Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3am, screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML

by do your own ironing / 04/15/2013 at 12:32am / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

by Anonymous / 04/11/2013 at 11:42am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

by nickcedola40 / 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that my roommate has been switching my protein powder with chocolate milk mix and brown sugar. Since I work out frequently, I've been consuming large amounts of this and have gained at least 10 pounds of fat. His reason? I turned his bookbag inside out. Once. FML

by fatty milkshakes / 01/29/2013 at 5:56pm / United States / Health

Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML

by stewhart / 10/24/2009 at 3:25am / United States (Alabama) / Kids

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love