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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1237
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kgindawoodz : Heya, I'm kerrigan ;D
i like; mgmt, ugly americans, ANDREW VANWYNGARDEN, pineapple, owls, corgis, skaters, and owls.

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kgindawoodz's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41414) - you deserved it (4401)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11062) - you deserved it (37506)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20877) - you deserved it (45129)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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