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  • Town/Country : Sac City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 August 1991 (21 years)
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Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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