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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 October 1996 (18 years)
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About kfcthatisme : I love reading almost anything, but for some reason I find biographies the most interesting... I love reading funny FML's ,but I think that sometimes the comments are the best part!

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Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML


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