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Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!". I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I don't think I'm fat. FML

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On 04/26/2009 at 5:47am - misc - by TheRawrza (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by whatashame (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by lauren (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 12:52am - kids - by alejita (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)



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