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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 May 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1248
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About keyinhand : I am a college guy. I work out as often as i can and try to stay on top of my crazy life

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Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML

#90754
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17245) - you deserved it (113173)

On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - money - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

#51182
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10979) - you deserved it (153072)

On 02/16/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Dani_Rich - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21017) - you deserved it (48787)

On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

#6753
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5590) - you deserved it (63819)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was taking the elevator down with a group of people. It stopped on the 2nd floor and I said "What asshole can't take the steps from the 2nd floor?" Then a kid in a wheelchair got on. FML

#6517
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6565) - you deserved it (46765)

On 02/03/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by j0natron (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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