About keyface5 : Freshman in college, majoring in cyber security. I love computers and have a cat named orca.
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by Fffhjno / 09/28/2016 at 2:15pm / United States (Utah) / Kids
by nicetoknow / 09/26/2016 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by JPlays / 09/12/2016 at 11:31pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by harambae / 09/11/2016 at 1:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by MDoremis / 08/28/2016 at 3:24pm / United States (Hawaii) / Transportation
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonameow / 07/19/2016 at 9:49am / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by DumbassRoaster / 07/10/2016 at 3:44pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, I was driving with my little brother when out of nowhere he yelled at me to stop. Thinking it was urgent, I slammed my breaks, almost getting rammed from behind. Why did he yell for me to stop? The Pokémon GO said there was a sparrow near us. FML
by PurplePanda_1927 / 07/07/2016 at 10:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 12:23pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Kids
by whygod / 06/12/2016 at 9:45am / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a mini heart attack as my dad stopped in the middle of the street and said, "I wonder what'd happen if I just dropped my pants right now and started jerking it in front of all these motherfuckers." FML
by dad, please / 05/16/2016 at 1:37am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…