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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About keyboo : I have two beautiful daughters who I love more than anything an amazing boyfriend who works very hard my fave animal is the penguin and face candy are skittles :)

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keyboo's favorite FMLs

Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML

#18897054
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24688) - you deserved it (6925)

On 01/24/2012 at 5:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17387) - you deserved it (31099)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21905) - you deserved it (36073)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my parents want me to become a lawyer, all because our family members keep getting into feuds and court cases. I'm a successful developer, and run my own company. FML

#18782870
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22369) - you deserved it (2151)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)



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