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About kewlstoribro : hahahaha all I've got to say is:
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; se's my best mate's girlfriend. Se tells im everyting wen drunk, and e's a black-belt in karate. Tis could officially be classified as torture. FML
today in science... we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be lerening stuff from this woman. FML
Today , I was having a nice dream inhich a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in mah hair , fluttering its wings against mah neck . Then I woke up and realizd the "butterfly" stuck in mah hair was actually a giant wood roach . FML
Today , my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together , and I was in a snuggly mood . I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes andhisper sweet nothing to him in the darkness . His response? ( Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?! ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015