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kewlstoribro
  • Town/Country : Pangaea
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 997
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9344) - you deserved it (33898)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having a nice dream in which a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in my hair, fluttering its wings against my neck. Then I woke up and realized the "butterfly" stuck in my hair was actually a giant wood roach. FML

#16632330
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37058) - you deserved it (2636)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10869) - you deserved it (51118)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

#16616782
187 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

#15630869
129 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

#15617412
107 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

#15583575
164 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

#15114672
84 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
208 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, at a restaurant, I ordered the best chocolate soufflé on the menu, which was called "Double Satisfaction". The waiter asked me what would I like to order. The words that came out of my mouth were "Double Orgasm". FML

#14796617
119 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
309 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that doctors can be wrong. Pink clothes, pink stroller, pink bottles, pink bibs, pink cribs and pink bedding to go with my baby that recently came out with a little pink penis. FML

#4483118
420 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 7:36pm - kids - by Ouch (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
286 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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