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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 September 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; se's my best mate's girlfriend. Se tells im everyting wen drunk, and e's a black-belt in karate. Tis could officially be classified as torture. FML

#17012885
179 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today , I shavd my beard off!! Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face!! I look completely ridiculous!!

#17000180
239 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he puttd looool deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob fir as long as he likd. FML

#16939716
246 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while making love, he fartd. And blamd it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killd me. FML

#16905122
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:13am - intimacy - by crazy_bitch122 - United States (California)

today in science... we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be lerening stuff from this woman. FML

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219 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants!! FML

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351 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 4:56am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today as I passad mah fiancé tha pancaka I had just mada ha vocalisad his happinas with a groan that was EXACTLY lyk tha ona ha makas whan wa hava sax. So on a saxinas rating I'm a pancaka. FML

#16830910
358 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 6:45am - intimacy - by Eve (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

TODAY, I RUIND MY COMPUTER SCREEN TRYING TO KILL A FLY. FML

#16644081
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On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today , I was having a nice dream inhich a beautiful butterfly flew by me and got stuck in mah hair , fluttering its wings against mah neck . Then I woke up and realizd the "butterfly" stuck in mah hair was actually a giant wood roach . FML

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110 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 7:33pm - animals - by Jenievonteese (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I was stuck in stand-still traffic 4 5 minutas bafora raalizing I had stoppad bahind a parkad car. FML

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On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrestd on Cops.

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187 comments

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On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I ad diarrea in a public batroom. Wen I was finisd, I noticd tat someone ad pissd all over te toilet paper. FML

#15630869
130 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 1:26am - health - by Anonymous -

TODAY... MAH WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS LEAVING ME FIR SOMEONE WITH MORE HAIR. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 5:16am - love - by Baldy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together , and I was in a snuggly mood . I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes andhisper sweet nothing to him in the darkness . His response? ( Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?! ) FML

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164 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, My Fiancé An I Were Cuddling On The Couch Watching TVhen We Started Kissing. As I Crawled Onto His Lap An Started To Unzip His Pants, He Said, "You're Blocking The TV." FML

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86 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France



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