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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1015
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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kewlkate's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37546) - you deserved it (5201)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

#8968601
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26071) - you deserved it (3730)

On 03/10/2010 at 9:54am - love - by NotTilly (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

#7396511
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29833) - you deserved it (2386)

On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39986) - you deserved it (3174)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

#30969
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39596) - you deserved it (1885)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:19pm - misc - by Johnny on the Spot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38338) - you deserved it (20973)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -



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