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by anon / 07/09/2011 at 12:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/20/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by skigal24 / 05/30/2011 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by goinginsane / 05/06/2011 at 3:25am / Miscellaneous
by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
by me / 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm / United States / Transportation
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
by teach / 11/14/2010 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by demaris / 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/25/2010 at 5:36am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by ChubbyAmerican / 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of…