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by anon / 07/09/2011 at 12:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/20/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by skigal24 / 05/30/2011 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by goinginsane / 05/06/2011 at 3:25am / Miscellaneous
by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times to get in the door, I finally look up and see a terrified little boy holding onto his teacup poodle for dear life, frantically waving me away. My car was two spots over. FML
by me / 12/18/2010 at 10:20pm / United States / Transportation
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML
by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, my teacher turned around from the blackboard and screamed, "Stop chewing your gum like a cow!" That wasn't so bad.--The bad part was when she realized it was me, she apologized saying, " I am sorry. You are not really a cow. I don't want to traumatize you; you're just overweight." FML
by teach / 11/14/2010 at 2:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by demaris / 10/30/2010 at 7:46pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/25/2010 at 5:36am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by ChubbyAmerican / 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (New Mexico) / Love