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Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35593) - you deserved it (3379) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/22/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by n77 - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30217) - you deserved it (6591)

On 04/22/2011 at 6:50am - work - by anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39534) - you deserved it (3489)

On 04/22/2011 at 1:53am - love - by AngryBirdman -

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46253) - you deserved it (8760)

On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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