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Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22688) - you deserved it (47081)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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