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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1027
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About kevsnev : I like pokémon. B/W FC: 3482-2499-2940.
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Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

#20005069
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23445) - you deserved it (2105)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realised just how cripplingly self-conscious I am, when I couldn't even fantasise about having sex with a guy without feeling shy and insecure about my body. FML

#19985398
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26005) - you deserved it (4764)

On 07/26/2012 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by PixiXOXO (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6439) - you deserved it (72149)

On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I am exhausted and can barely move after being up all night taking care of my drunk and vomiting husband. He, on the other hand, feels much better and is bounding with energy. FML

#19800781
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20308) - you deserved it (2613)

On 06/17/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Shenza - United States (New York)

Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML

#19769607
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21718) - you deserved it (2749)

On 06/11/2012 at 7:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

#19743887
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13876) - you deserved it (37148)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got all my wisdom teeth out. Have you ever thrown up after mouth surgery? Stomach acid in your bloody gum holes is just as fun as it sounds. FML

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

#19464902
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (2656)

On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

#19454390
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6702) - you deserved it (28110)

On 04/12/2012 at 5:27am - love - by Jealousbitch - United States (Florida)

Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML

#19451298
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25049) - you deserved it (4211)

On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

#19378087
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16897) - you deserved it (9383)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML

#19334312
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21126) - you deserved it (2922)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States

Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML

#19290632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21802) - you deserved it (7376)

On 03/16/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by danny5191 (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

#19260782
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (3034)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by me (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I moved out of my apartment by the highway and airport, and into a new place below people who blast loud music, stomp their feet, and slam doors throughout the night. I haven't had a decent night's sleep in over a year. FML



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