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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 June 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1111
  • Number of comments : 30
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Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36398) - you deserved it (11684)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51350) - you deserved it (4177)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

#5608454
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I agree, your life sucks (34120) - you deserved it (3116)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Zamaria - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47215) - you deserved it (4612)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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