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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4356
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About keven501 : I like reading FML's distracts me from my own
I love playing Xbox
Gamertag kevinpk501
I play mostly halo battlefield and skyrim
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Love skyrim best person is a level 80
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Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30546) - you deserved it (24161)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML

#19357062
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27832) - you deserved it (4561)

On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

#19345098
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14552) - you deserved it (25442)

On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40505) - you deserved it (12453)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

#19343662
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40505) - you deserved it (12453)

On 03/25/2012 at 8:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

#19301849
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11296) - you deserved it (56095)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:46pm - misc - by waitwhat (man) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

#19301577
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29598) - you deserved it (2775)

On 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm - misc - by Rapunzel (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my doctor booked me in for an STD test. I was feeling confident until he explained it will involve having a catheter inserted into my piss pipe. He shook his head sadly and said: "Gonna be honest, Steve, the pain's beyond belief." Great. FML

#19284993
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29048) - you deserved it (5126)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by 0stvn0 (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

#19225607
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16288) - you deserved it (5948)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:20am - misc - by BlueBirdWings (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend revealed to me that she has primeisodophobia. What is primeisodophobia, you may ask? Well, it's the fear of losing your virginity. FML

#19207829
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35004) - you deserved it (5265)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:23am - intimacy - by virginkiller (man) - Singapore

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36599) - you deserved it (2528)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

#19146778
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14480) - you deserved it (33557)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40195) - you deserved it (5853)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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