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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4019
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About keven501 : I like reading FML's distracts me from my own
I love playing Xbox
Gamertag kevinpk501
I play mostly halo battlefield and skyrim
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Love skyrim best person is a level 80
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Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19584) - you deserved it (9103)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7531) - you deserved it (35432)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10578) - you deserved it (49871)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25157) - you deserved it (2164)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29029) - you deserved it (2105)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25249) - you deserved it (113436)

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