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keshaforever1's favorite FMLs

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32943) - you deserved it (2431)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

#19382867
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22758) - you deserved it (2279)

On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

#19380667
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25362) - you deserved it (2092)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

#19379891
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22316) - you deserved it (3138)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

#19378087
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18408) - you deserved it (9703)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24961) - you deserved it (4824)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

#19374122
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19118) - you deserved it (4672)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40493) - you deserved it (2539)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

#19369519
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22071) - you deserved it (1999)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

#19368878
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17504) - you deserved it (6309)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus

Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML

#19368346
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8447) - you deserved it (23276)

On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)

Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML

#19367861
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23636) - you deserved it (2418)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

#19366702
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6696) - you deserved it (25792)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by Cass - Australia

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

#19363731
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23683) - you deserved it (4608)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by 3hoursleftofwork (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10499) - you deserved it (17798)

On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)



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