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keshaforever1
  • Town/Country : California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5452
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML

#19391757
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14742) - you deserved it (1290)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

#19389998
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8938) - you deserved it (20536)

On 04/01/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Zack - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML

#19387576
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16908) - you deserved it (2140)

On 04/01/2012 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML

#19387058
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18968) - you deserved it (3947)

On 04/01/2012 at 6:08am - love - by BigBangCheater (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

#19385942
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20099) - you deserved it (2497)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:32am - work - by Kristat (woman) - United States

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30497) - you deserved it (2244)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

#19382867
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16741) - you deserved it (1775)

On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML

#19380667
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20390) - you deserved it (1727)

On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

#19379891
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16533) - you deserved it (2552)

On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

#19378087
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13091) - you deserved it (8475)

On 03/30/2012 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19155) - you deserved it (4206)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

#19374122
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16686) - you deserved it (4315)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35336) - you deserved it (2202)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

#19369519
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16349) - you deserved it (1515)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

#19368878
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11825) - you deserved it (5313)

On 03/29/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by melonhead77 - Cyprus



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