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keshaforever1
  • Town/Country : California
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 5509
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

#16522154
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38555) - you deserved it (3264)

On 06/05/2011 at 11:29pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
459 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9762) - you deserved it (111464)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15941) - you deserved it (40261)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28103) - you deserved it (6860)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45318) - you deserved it (5794)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML

#16432657
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34008) - you deserved it (4577)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:44am - health - by mrsekko - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53279) - you deserved it (9959)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

#16277483
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21663) - you deserved it (40539)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to take care of my best friend while she was drunk. This meant changing her pee-soaked sheets, making her take a bath to get all the baby powder off, and making her put clothes on as she tried to run out the house naked. FML

#16277369
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26382) - you deserved it (3865)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

#16277125
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37871) - you deserved it (5057)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32396) - you deserved it (4488)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML

#16271317
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32396) - you deserved it (4488)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by SophieGray - United States (New York)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37874) - you deserved it (3941)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37874) - you deserved it (3941)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working at a restaurant, an elderly lady stuck my tip in my back pocket as I was walking away. I wish I knew this before I'd thrown her to the floor for touching my hiney. FML

#16268137
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12392) - you deserved it (37468)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:38pm - work - by rioght onnn - Canada (Ontario)



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