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keshaforever1
  • Town/Country : California
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 5480
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

#17534893
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29449) - you deserved it (5124)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML

#17531478
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21521) - you deserved it (1498)

On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States

Today, I went to register for college classes with my mom. Upon leaving, my mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant and drop out before my freshman year is over. FML

Today, I picked off what I thought was a small bug feeding on my skin. I was wrong. It was a mole. I spent the last 30 minutes trying to stop the continuous bleeding. FML

#17514634
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20664) - you deserved it (9199)

On 08/18/2011 at 11:22pm - health - by c.hip - United States (California)

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

#17513277
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23333) - you deserved it (9488)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

#17478101
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14386) - you deserved it (18080)

On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31680) - you deserved it (19533)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML

#17474941
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8462) - you deserved it (32652)

On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

#17452928
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (35949) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/12/2011 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, I was on the bus when a really cute guy came on. The only seat left was the one next to me, so I smiled and waited for him to sit down. He looked at the seat, looked at me, and opted to stand until his stop. FML

#17451356
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27007) - you deserved it (4105)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:10pm - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24775) - you deserved it (2452)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29645) - you deserved it (4067)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

#17418334
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (6475)

On 08/09/2011 at 1:35pm - misc - by pizzaface - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

#17379183
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18333) - you deserved it (2088)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, even though I made the point of tanning naked, I still got tan lines thanks to my fat rolls. FML

#17378554
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11801) - you deserved it (36623)

On 08/05/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by Username - United States



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