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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
keshaforever1's favorite FMLs
Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML
by dealingdave / 12/19/2011 at 7:24am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:49am / United States (Wyoming) / Money
by scribbles1475 / 12/15/2011 at 12:00am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by kittyslayer / 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Holidays
by frostedmist / 12/14/2011 at 3:49am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
by Shelly / 12/14/2011 at 12:18am / United States (California) / Work
by myjobsucks / 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by lucas / 12/12/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Love
by Vince / 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by O__o / 12/09/2011 at 1:43am / United States / Transportation
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
by picklemonger / 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm / Canada / Transportation