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by KDM / 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
by Anonymous / 02/05/2012 at 10:45am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by lrgenesis / 02/04/2012 at 3:13am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML
by B / 02/03/2012 at 8:17pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML
by anonymous / 01/18/2012 at 12:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
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