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kerochan85
  • Town/Country : Varese, Italy
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 40
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kerochan85 : Still living in my parent home while working and trying to finish University

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Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

#19001637
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18938) - you deserved it (5697)

On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

#19000148
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39753) - you deserved it (4238)

On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

#18989889
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23504) - you deserved it (2237)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wife screamed at me, calling me a "useless, ungrateful piece of crap", all because I wouldn't have sex with her, despite hours of her nagging. I said no because I've been laid-up in bed for the past week waiting on surgery for an excruciatingly painful hernia. FML

#18986736
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29947) - you deserved it (2656)

On 02/03/2012 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by B (man) - United States

Today, I had to give my husband a tutorial on how to use jumper cables. Confused and flustered, he requested written instructions. FML

#18975500
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17990) - you deserved it (2928)

On 02/02/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by MM (woman) -

Today, I discovered that my new landlords must meet and approve guests of mine before they come over, and guests are not allowed when they aren't home or past 11pm. I'm 25 years old and just moved out of my parents' home to get away from my controlling mother. FML

#18840914
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24738) - you deserved it (3386)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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