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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 232
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Today, my boss confided in me that when a gay person visits his house, he discreetly follows them around and cleans anything they touched and everywhere they sat with disinfectant wipes. I've worked for him for 7 years but he doesn't know I'm gay. FML


Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38250) - you deserved it (3911)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, a customer said the pants she was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told her plus-sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled in front of a whole line of people, "So I'm fat and can't read! Any other insults you'd like to throw at me?" and stormed out of the store. FML


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